Gargoyle statue with penis. He does not give an exact position other than the cloister area. The Ancaster Pair. It is dedicated to St. In fact the first mention of the slab appears in D. Female figure second left. Accountant, 40, who followed lecturer to church clubs and bombarded him with so many calls and texts he The figures can be found on the north side of the south tower. A closer look at the bottom of Konrad's statue is someone sucking his own penis.