Peeing your pants stories. I was in a club, wearing a dress and going commando. I was on a first date and it was going really well. They didn't. The bus stopped in front of our hotel, and I bolted, running as fast as I could for the lobby bathroom. But I didn't want to stop our conversation. When I was 7 years old, I was doing a reading quiz, which awarded points to win prizes. In sixth grade, I was sat with the boy I liked and he made me laugh so hard that I peed my pants. Share On vk Share On vk Share. I couldn't. Which is to say, I peed myself, and then I started crying, and then I started laughing.